jacking\ off

1. (jacking off) (1557↑, 260↓)

masturbating

i like to jack off

Author: baby http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/333713

2. (jacking off) (798↑, 240↓)

Sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object.

Jacking off is typical amongst most people.

Author: Bizzle4Shizzle http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/1474241

3. (jacking off) (567↑, 242↓)

rubbin ur penis wit ur hands or objects it feels wicked good but its not as good as pussy so guys do it when theyre not gettin any

all guys do it like evry day im doin it right now

Author: billy bob http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/396101

4. (jacking off) (868↑, 570↓)

when a guy rubs his big throbbing cock cuz he can't put it in my pussy cuz i am too busy rubbing it to notice him

Author: sexybabe http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/222693

5. (jacking off) (535↑, 270↓)

rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked. after jacking off, you cum all over your own hand.

i love jacking off and then coming in your mothers mouth

Author: loves2jack http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/689156

6. (jacking off) (365↑, 185↓)

Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.

Battling the Cyclops. (Or.. how to kill a Tennessee eel.)

Author: Private P. Nuss http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/795800

7. (jacking off) (287↑, 123↓)

rubbing the penis so he spits up his cum

what I'm doing as I'm writing this, oh man just ejaculated everywhere

Author: I'm jacking off http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/242798

8. (jacking off) (164↑, 33↓)

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

Author: Patrick http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/3031012

9. (jacking off) (144↑, 36↓)

applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.

I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.

Author: Samantha Fox http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/2645148

10. (Jacking Off) (148↑, 54↓)

The act of consuming apple jacks cereal.

Robby walked in on me jacking off last night and asked if he could join in.

Author: Pirate Suite http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/2804872

11. (jacking off) (185↑, 99↓)

What my Boyfriend does when he doesn't get any pussy for awhile, like when i have my period.

Like when i have my period. Or when I'm away, or when he finds out that I'm fucking his hott sexy brother in the next room.

Author: Pussy got everythang http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/220993

12. (jacking off) (88↑, 10↓)

When a guy slides his hand up and down slowly or really fast, however he likes it, on his hard dick until he gets that immense feeling. That feeling is one of the most desired feelings in the whole world and when it happens, you get ready to shoot your warm load all over the place.

O man. I was jacking off last night using this lubricant. It felt so good when i shot my load all over the place.

Author: mysteryman123 http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/2725916

13. (jacking off) (152↑, 82↓)

What I Do Like Every Other Day

I Am Gonna Jack off

Author: Speedo Boy http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/32095

14. (jacking off) (107↑, 41↓)

Jacking off is after you play withself and can't hold back the pleasure and excitement you just created playing with your self, then you cum.

I love to play with myself while looking at pics of girls on the internet. I can do this for hours and really love it. I like to put rubber bands around my balls, they make them bounce around alot while jacking and feeels real good to me. I like girls to watch me play with myself also , mostly they just laugh, especially when I can't hold back any more and finish playing by jacking off. Watching me cum, they laugh alot , I love it.

Author: Jacking http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/2459074

15. (jacking off) (122↑, 69↓)

Jacking off is when you take your hand, and grab your cock like there is no freaking tomorrow, make sure you have a firm grip\! Move your hand up and down and up and down again and again, if you do it right and long enough, you'll ejaculate all over. Sometimes you want to eat some, so you do. I do it like 3 times a day, and sometimes I'm dry by night, but I love it so much, too bad I can't reach down to give myself a blowjob\!

I was jacking off in the bathroom at school and it went "thump, thump, thump" until it just all came out and I was relieved that I let go of my seed.

Author: Takisha http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/1572604

16. (jacking off) (81↑, 36↓)

When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.

Person - "Help, I'm being robbed\!" Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch\!" Person - "Is he jacking off?"

Author: Zaza the Crazy Rogue http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/2487529

17. (jacking off) (41↑, 12↓)

rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure masturbation

I'm jacking off as I type this sentence.

Author: lolwhatisthis http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/3847390

18. (jacking off) (75↑, 46↓)

When stimulating a personal part of your body.

Most people like jacking off

Author: http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/112661

19. (Jacking off) (24↑, 14↓)

When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.

[Last night i could hear my dad jacking off] [Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night]

Author: iknowuwithallmymight http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/4963905

20. (Jacking Off) (12↑, 11↓)

Probably enjoying yourself but getting jack shit done.

He said he was busy when his buds wanted to chill, but the truth was he was to busy jacking off to want to do anything.

Author: geckofish52 http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/4500885

21. (jacking off) (70↑, 71↓)

something men do in their free time

I was bored in math class when I suddenly got this huge boner. I ran to the bathroom and there were like ten other guys in there jacking off. One of them ran up to me shoved me down and ripped off my pants and boxers and started shoving his puny dick up my ass. I turned him over and shove my 9 in cock in him and he started moaning in pain and joy. I went faster and faster until i unloaded a gallon of semen in him.

Author: blowjobaddict http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/3897746

22. (Jacking Off) (4↑, 6↓)

Engaging in extremely an extremely unproductive activity (a la doing nothing and having ur balls in ur hands) while you could be actively doing something that would benefit you or other people around you.

Zhiqian goddamnit stop jacking off in that corner and help me lift this sofa

Author: D "Sentry" C http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/5936104

23. (Jacking off) (15↑, 17↓)

Where a man gets pleasure on his dick from using his own two hands

George: Rob, guess what I just saw\!? Rob: what George? George: I saw Billy jacking off. No girls were around at all\!

Author: Uhohitsanoreocouple http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/3852707

24. (Jacking Off) (36↑, 38↓)

when you take your penis and stroke it up and down intill you shoot the white

that bitch would'nt gimme none last night so i pounded the ol geezer in intill my jacking off juice came.

Author: Kanidate http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/1454851

25. (jacking off) (20↑, 25↓)

Stroking your dick while looking at pictures of Jessica Alba in order to release your baby batter

I was jacking off to the porno of Jessica Alba

Author: Bobby E http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/2496730

26. (Jacking Off) (48↑, 61↓)

When a male masturbates while thinking of Jack Bauer; the worlds only alpha male

I was caught jacking off by my mother

Author: Virgil Depois http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/2016647

27. (jacking off) (16↑, 31↓)

when u rub a big stick up and down.

i jack off so much that mayo came out, so my girlfriend use it on her sandwitch. it doesn't taste like mayo tho. recomended: only jacking off when your girlfriend is gone.

Author: ugh\! u jerk off\! http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/3300355

28. (jacking off) (94↑, 116↓)

Sticking my fingers in and out of my sexy pussy

do u wanna help me jack off?

Author: Snakes http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/361697

29. (jacking off) (46↑, 80↓)

when my bro jack goes away

mum jacks jacking off again, come say bye bye

Author: sily mong http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/813380

30. (jacking off) (38↑, 91↓)

When you disconect from the internet

I gotta go im jacking off.

Author: Rob Ho http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/1720243

31. (jacking off) (36↑, 113↓)

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.

Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb\!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm\! I was very proud of myself\!

Author: maldoror http://jacking-off.urbanup.com/732254

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Last updated: 2012.03.01